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The Mortal Kombat Legacy continues in Season 2 as Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Kenshi, and Ermac join the ranks. The rivalries and histories of these fierce warriors will unfold as Raiden and his recruits clash against the dark forces of Outworld. The epic battle for Earthrealm has finally begun. 

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NEVER EAT BEANS

--> during lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shudn't). When I got home,my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delighted:"Darl ing I have a surprise for dinner tonight. "He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertiliser truck running over a skunk in front of agarbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologising for taking so long.

He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses.

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AKPOS AND HIS TEACHER

Teacher: Akpos stand up and tell us d president of Nigeria and America. Akpos: I don't know ma. Teacher: U play too much Akpos. U have 2 focus on ur studies. Akpos: yes ma. Excuse me ma. Teacher: Yes Akpos. Akpos: Do u know Funke, Emem and Bola? Teacher: No Akpos. Akpos: ook. Do u know Ola, Bimbo and Princess? Teacher: no Akpos and y all dis questions? Akpos: U need to focus on your husband....hahahahahahaha
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THE PASTOR AND HIS GOD

THE PASTOR AND HIS GOD

Joke of d day;a nigerian pastor was meditating quietly on his bed one morning. During d meditation, he decided 2
talk 2 God. He asked God, "How long s a million years 2 you"? God looked down nd answered," According 2
my own standards, it's just a minute. He den asked again. "How much is a million Naira 2 you? God looked down again nd answered. "You see, 2 me, it's just a kobo. Exited by dese answers, he den asked."God, can you give me a kobo?" God looked down nd answered "sure, in a minute"
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MAD ARMY BOYZ

Joke of the Day:- The Mad Army, Don't Dare them.
A Man was on high speed, he got to an Army checkpoint without slowing down, so they told him to park his car and ordered him to carry 1000 blocks from one Side of the road to the other side.

After carrying 900 blocks, he noticed that their 'Oga' was his Primary School classmate, so he went to complain to him, The Oga was really angry with what his Boys told his Long time classmate was asked to do, So he asked him ''have you started carrying the blocks?, the man said ''I have carried 900 already, so the oga said" Please don't be angry, ''RETURN THEM'




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TRUE LOVE STILL EXISTS TILL THIS DAY!!!AMAZING TALE

A Guy who has no job got married to a banker, despite his fears and several advices that it's not good to marry without a job. Every month the girl would give the guy her full salary of N135k after removing her tithe. The guy would give the wife N20k for personal upkeep and the guy determined what happened to the remaining money. This happened for three good years. There was happiness in ...the family and the wife
 never refused to do her primary home duties for that 3 years, despite wrong advice from friends that 'you can't be paying the bills and still be doing all the work'. There was a particular month the guy used about N70,000 to travel from state to state for different interviews. He finally got a job with a good firm in Port-
 Harcourt. His salary was N600,000 monthly for a start. He bought his first car (a brand new) for N4.5m, he gave d wife the car key, and continued to take public transport to work for about two years. Then he bought the second car for N6 million. Then he took the keys of the first car and gave his wife the keys of the
 second car. They were very happy. They eventually moved into their own house after some few years. One day, the wife was looking for some documents. Then she stumbled on a file neatly hidden, when she opened it, she saw her wedding picture when she was very slim in the first page of the file. She then saw that the
 document to the purchase of the land and every other thing in the house were all written in her
 name! At the last page was the husband's wedding picture and a note written by him:
''MY WIFE IS ALL I HAVE GOT. NOT EVEN
THIS HOUSE WORTH N24M AT THE TIME I
BUILT IT IS MINE''.
 This couple got married in 1998. Last Sunday was their wedding anniversary with two children
 a boy and a girl. True LOVE still exists till this day. Are you sure the love you have for Him/Her
 can be compared to this one you.

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Joke of the Day:- The Mad Army, Don't Dare them.
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ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY

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